100% grass-fed beef ground daily. Bacon-wrapped pork hot dogs hearkening back to happy Springtimes in Mazatlan, Mexico. Brioche buns delivered fresh daily from an award-winning bakery. A menu boasting selections with names like Nut Burger and Sloppy Weiner. The Feed Your Hole truck has them all, not to mention painted-on animal teeth and a deranged sneer that proclaim to the world with utter confidence that it can kick your favorite food truck’s ass.
Look at it. Look it in its red-rimmed eyes and tell it it’s wrong. It dares you.