Channel Hook and Sparrow on 09/19: Get Free Krispy Kremes

Hearken, ye landlubbers…

On 09/19/2013, U.S. Krispy Kreme locations participating in the franchise’s Talk Like a Pirate Day promotion are giving away free doughnuts to patrons who dress and speak like ye pirates of olde. 

A bit of choice buccaneer-speak will be rewarded with a free Original Glazed® doughnut, while more immodest fried dough lovers are invited to arrive in full pirate-themed costumes in exchange for a free dozen Original Glazed® doughnuts.  In this case, a “costume” must consist of no less than three items selected from a roster presented at Krispy Kreme’s website, where a list of participating U.S. cities is also available.

Free doughnuts + the opportunity to talk like Captain Hook in public without irony or ridicule = a welcome moment of confection-based levity to be found next Thursday. 

No word yet on whether gold doubloons will be accepted for other purchases that day…

Image credit: Krispy Kreme
Image credit: Krispy Kreme
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