A Life-size Chocolate Pope Now Exists: Tay Zonday Must Be Informed At Once

Image credit: Osservatore Romano
Image credit: Osservatore Romano

Master chocolatier Mirco Della Vecchia, an instructor at the Accademia de Maestri Cioccolatieri, recently gifted Pope Francis with a life-size doppelgänger carved from 1.5 tons of Guatemalan dark chocolate, according to The Braiser.

Mister Zonday needs to be told about this, stat; if not in the hope that it might inspire him to update his song about delicious-sounding precipitation, then perhaps so we can someday hear him cover the song by Electric Six.

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